You can't make this up kids...
Some Harvard researchers got over $3 million for a taxpayer-funded study to survey close to 7.000 people to find out if they can smell their own 'asparagus pee.' Yup.
The results were published in the BMJ scientific journal and Harvard's T.H. Chan School of Public Health.
We don't care about the results because using $3 million to smell your own urine is just ridiculous.