If you'd like to participate in President Trump: Joint Sessions Drinking Game, you'll need the following items: a case of your favorite beer, a bottle of your favorite liquor, some NyQuil and your daughter.
The rules are simple! Everytime President Trump mentions the following, drink accordingly.
Hillary (chug your beer)
Obama (take one shot)
The Wall (take a sip of your beer)
The Media (do a Jagerbomb)
If he gives a specific policy, or lays down a finite timeline on any policy (drink the rest of the case)
If we see Melania and Kellyanne Conway in the same shot (take a swig of NyQuil)
If he says 'You're Fired' (get to the chopper, immediately)
If he plugs a Trump product (order a case of wine from Trump Winery)
If he mentions Ivanka (slip your daughter the tongue)