Whoa, whoa, whoa... this is epic!
A guy named Robert Kanoff had a little too much fun on July 4!
Tempe Police say he was running around the Walmart near Elliot Road and Priest Drive totally naked (minus some shoes).
The 49-year-old says he did it because his friends thought it'd be funny!
Well, he was charged with indecent exposure, public sexual indecency and possession of dangerous drugs.