A policeman calls Lebron James for Advice

"Excuse me, sir? Excuse me? Can you put the knife down, please, sir? Sir, no, no — sir, don't stab — no, stop stabbing — hold on, it's LeBron. LeBron? Hey. Yeah, it's me again. Listen, I'm out here at this disturbance call and there's a guy trying to stab another guy with a knife. What do you think I should do?"

This is too funny!