People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has released a "modern version of Genesis" that replaces the theological depth of the original with preachy animal rights messaging. This version of the Bible is derivative, sanitized, and lacks any coherent rationale. It strays from the original story by making characters morally spotless and preaching the virtues of veganism. PETA's version of Genesis also subverts the original by replacing the sacrifice of Isaac with a "fur baby" and introducing a lamb named Leroy. This version of the Bible lacks the richness of the original and reveals the emptiness of PETA's animal rights ideology.
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