Want proof that Jesus was a woke socialist? Look no further than these classic quotes straight from the Bible. The video opens with Woke Jesus walking on a road as people follow him, and he tells them: “If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn and offer the other also — unless they’re a Republican, then you can feel free to punch them in the face.”
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This Woke Jesus is exactly what progressives dream of and imagine him to be; he supports all their important causes... Only, I don't think liberals are going to laugh as hard as the rest of us will!
Kudos to Babylon Bee... This is epic!!!
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