Newly discovered texts exchanged by FBI agent Peter (He be Strokin') Strzok and his paramour, Lisa Page, divulge possible involvement by none other than The Chocolate Jesus himself, former President Barack Obama, in the 2016 investigation of Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server.
“Potus wants to know everything we’re doing,” Paramour Page told Strokin' in a text message. Page then gave a rundown preparing former FBI director James Comey to brief Obama on the details of a particular investigation.
Text messages later reveal that Peter's strokin' came to an abrupt halt when Page tweeted, "Please don't ever text me again." Ruh roh Shaggy! No happy ending for Peter and Lisa? Guess she was ready to turn the Page! Ha!
The Washington Examiner has the story here.